people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
|Person:||Hi I'm Christian.|
|Person:||Hi I'm Jewish.|
|Person:||Hi I'm Muslim.|
|Person:||Hi I'm Wiccan.|
|Person:||Hi I'm atheist.|
|Person:||Hi I'm Buddhist.|
|Person:||Hi I'm Hindu.|
|Person:||Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.|
|Me:||Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.|
But what if one day you walk into your room after a long tiring day and you want to break down and cry but there’s this handsome guy lying on your bed and smiling at you gently and you want to freak out but he looks so kind and familiar and you ask “who are you?” And he says, “why, I’m your computer” and he hugs you and says “I know all your dark little secrets, and I’m here to make you feel better”
like why can’t we have that