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sometimes i forget that the same person who writes these:
is also the same person who writes these:
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
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WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
TURBO SHIT
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
no one will forget high Harry.
no one will forget high Harry.
NO ONE.
| Person: | Hi I'm Christian. |
|---|---|
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Jewish. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Muslim. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Wiccan. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm atheist. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Buddhist. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I'm Hindu. |
| Me: | Cool. |
| Person: | Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are. |
| Me: | Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey. |
But what if one day you walk into your room after a long tiring day and you want to break down and cry but there’s this handsome guy lying on your bed and smiling at you gently and you want to freak out but he looks so kind and familiar and you ask “who are you?” And he says, “why, I’m your computer” and he hugs you and says “I know all your dark little secrets, and I’m here to make you feel better”
like why can’t we have that
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